doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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