Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Success! We fucked roommates!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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