sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
