i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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