I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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