Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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