Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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