try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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