Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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