If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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