New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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