Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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