I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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