If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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