I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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