She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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