so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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