The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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