I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I've blown a few things in my day
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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