It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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