the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize