I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
