Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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