Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Randomize
