Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
