Hey man sorry I got all grabby
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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