In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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