How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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