it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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