What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Randomize