Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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