Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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