Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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