It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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