I wish I only lived at night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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