I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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