Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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