We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
