just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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