If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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