is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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