That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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