She's JV to your varsity
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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