Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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