porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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