and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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