i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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