Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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