I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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