It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You dont lie about slip and slides
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
