I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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