all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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