FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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