I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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