i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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