He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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