Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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