Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
COCAINE IS GR8
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